hey blog!

i

am

typin

with

my

right

hand

alone

right

now

because

my

leftie's

hurting

abit.

lemme try.
oohoooh.

okay cool.
now im using both hands after elevating my chair to a ridiculous height,
so that my left arm duzn have to bend alot.

yeah!
so "the big day" on my calendar arrived yesterday and finally had my surgery.
had my tumourous "brother" on my left shoulder removed.
docs said it was benign ie non cancerous but still said it should have been removed.
well, it isn't cancerous now.
but if cancer cells ever wish to pop up in me,
then the tumour would have been a convenient extravaganzalicious bomb for them.
well, the lump would have basically been an invitation for cancer to happen,
if the cancer cells ever notice the lump.

well, it's not that difficult for possible cancer cells to notice the lump.
and jump at the opportuinity anytime they wish.
not that i do have cancer cells.
but better remove their bomb before they'd possibly pop up in me.


chapter 1

cancer cell : hey sugar pie. noticed u sitting there. wanna make out?
lump: oh, you're kinda hot. yeah, ive been sitting motionless for ages anyway.
cancer cell : wow, you're such an invitation. yum.
*makes out*

chapter 2

lump : honey, im now cancerous.
cancer cell : what? youre..you're pregnant?
lump : yes honey, ive got 80million-plets baby cancer cells now!
cancer cell : oh im such a happy father!

chapter 3

baby cancer cells : let's go infect zhafri's whole body!

CUT!
CUT!!!
I'M the director of that snippet okay.
so before the lump and possible cancer cell do make out,
i'd rather have the lump removed.

um do you get it blog?
*forces computer screen to nod*
wow, you are so attentive.
*sinister smile*


so i'll update the details of my op on the nx post.
once i feel better.
wish me a happy recovery okay blog!
chao~